(Sample) For BananaGurl219 - Reason: My mom says I say it wrong

BananaGurl219's question:  "What is the proper way to pronounce the word 'apple'?"

     First, you say "aah," then you say "pull." When you do the "aah" part, stay away from the type of "ahh" that might escape you as you sink into a hot tub and shoot for more of the "ahh" that might escape you as you leap from a cliff.  Once you've mastered these two complex sounds, put them together into a single word.  That simple.  Just remember to ignore any warm fuzzy feelings of success or achievement.